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meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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ilovekartoffeln:

Bless this man

amoying:

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

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Posted 2 days ago With 78,335 notes

sampreme:

following tons (;

im-wild-bitch:

I..just…LOVE IT”!!!!! OMAIGOSHHHHHHH!! :Q________

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

moonlight-radiance:

mermaid-man:

a summary of american sex eduation

What movie is this from? Please